Geoffrey Esper

Bib Sheet

Oxford, MA
Age: 48
Weight: 195

Geoffrey Esper is a quiet, industrious man who says very little but eats very much. It is said the first word he ever spoke was "work." He is a true multi-disciplinary eater—as comfortable eating 83 slices of John's Incredible Pizza in 10 minutes as he is in eating 281 Hooters wings in the same amount of time. He is the 2017 and 2019 Hooters wing-eating Champion and the champion of the Fortune Bay Indian Taco and the Jack's Donuts Donut Holes. On June 17, 2023 Esper secured his third straight strawberry shortcake eating record by downing 21 pounds of the treat in eight minutes. He does not boast about these and many other achievements, though. He is defined by humility and a strength of character all too rare these days. MLE officials have, though, seen him smile, despite reports to the contrary.

Records

SPAM 9.75 pounds of SPAM from the can/ SPAMARAMA at Circuit of the Americas / 8 minutes / October 23, 2021
Chicken Wings, 12 minutes 281 Buffalo Chicken Wings / 12 minutes / September 1, 2019
Corn Dogs (3 mins) 11 5.6oz Corn Dogs / Clowndog Hot Dog Parlor / 3 minutes / October 1st, 2022
Brats (4.5oz) 36 4.5oz Brats / Snowbird / 10 Minutes / Aug. 24, 2019
Fortune Bay Indian tacos 39 Fortune Bay Indian Tacos / Tower, MN / 8 minutes / November 2, 2019
10" Pizza 83 Slices / Johns Incredible Pizza Co. / 10 Minutes / April 22, 2018
Æbleskivers 107 Æbleskivers / Tivoli Fest Elk Horn, IA / 8 Minutes / May 26, 2018
Tamales (2oz) 95 2oz Market Street Tamales / Lewisville Western Days Festival / 10 Minutes / September 28, 2019
9" Personal Pizza 19.25 Pies / Vaughan PIzzafest / 10 Minutes / July 15, 2018
Pretzels 26 Pretzels / Malted Barley Pretzels, Providence, RI / 8 Minutes / June 8, 2019
Chicken Wings, Hooters 281 Hooters Wings / Hooters World Wing Eating Championship / 10 minutes / June 19, 2019
Sloppers 37.5 9oz Sloppers / CO State Fair / 8 mins / September 5th, 2020
The DraftKings Big Game Snackdown Menu Whole Pepperoni Pizza, 32oz Chili, 25 Pigs In A Blanket, 100 Cheese Balls, 32oz 8-Layer Dip, 25 Boneless Wings, Whole 12" Sub, 25 Jalapeño Poppers / The DraftKings Big Game Snackdown / 5 mins, 43 secs / February 7th, 2021
Benny's Virginia Slice Pizza Slices 11.5 slices / Benny's Invitational Pizza Eating Championship / 10 mins / April 16, 2022
Texas Sausage 44 2.5oz Southside Market & Barbecue TX Sausages / ManorPalooza, Manor, TX / 10 minutes / May 7th, 2022
Jack's Donut Holes 344 Jack's Donut Holes / New Castle, IN / 8 minutes / May 26th, 2023
Egg Rolls 32.25 4oz Outlaw Egg Rolls / Lubbock, TX / 8 minutes / June 11th, 2022
Banana Pudding 15.5lbs Apple Lane Farms Banana Pudding / Madison, AL / 8 minutes / August 5th, 2022
Brats (3.2oz) 76 3.2oz Glier's Brats / Oktoberfest Zinzinnati / 10 Minutes / Sep. 18th, 2022
Bagel with Cream Cheese 17.75 Bagels with Cream Cheese / 8 minutes / January 15th, 2023